The Top 8 Reasons to Join the MOMS Club

(Because seriously... Who has time for 10?)                  Submitted by a So. CA chapter

Reason #8

You talked to the girl at the McDonald's drive-thru for 20 minutes just to get some adult conversation.

 

Reason #7

In effort to socialize your child, you've taken out a second mortgage to pay for all the Gymboree and music classes.

 

Reason #6

You're more excited than the kids when you hear, "Daddy's Home!"

 

Reason #5

You're no longer responsible for what you will do if one more person asks, "Aren't you bored staying at home?"

 

Reason #4

The last novel you read was RAINBOW FISH (and you were on the edge of your seat 'til the bitter end).

 

Reason #3
You're beginning to think "The Backyardigans" is the best drama on TV.

 

Reason #2
The five ugliest words in the English language -

"I have to work late."

 

Reason #1
You've found yourself singing "The Wiggles" songs in your spare time (and you like them).